Man Shocked to Learn That His Printer Can Print Every Color Imaginable   

                                                           Reuters, March 20


	Jason Darlon, a local small business owner, recently bought an
Epson Stylus R1800 photo printer after he was intrigued by an ad he
saw on the internet claiming that the printer could "print every color 
imaginable"
	Immediately upon seeing this, Jason exclaimed to his wife,
Barbara, "There's no way that this thing can manage that.  I'm sure I
can imagine a color this machine can't handle."  Barbara said to
reporters that her initial response was "Faith in my husband's
abilities, but tempered by my appreciation for new technology."
	Jason ordered the printer on Amazon.com and received it three
days later.  He said, "When I first saw that box, I was so excited.  I
was just dying to open that box and come up with a color that it
couldn't deal with."  After spending an hour connecting the printer to
his Desktop, Jason poured himself a cup of tea and started thinking
about colors.
	"My first try was Yellow-Green," said Jason.  "I used Paint to
make little colored circles, and then printed them out.  I was a
little disappointed to find that the printer was able to match it
perfectly, but I was by no means discouraged."
	Over the next two hours, Jason tried many color combinations,
including Magenta-Orange, Red-White-Turquoise, and, "What I was sure
would be a winner," Brown-Black-Blue-Dark Blue-Lemon.  He was amazed
to discover that his printer faithfully reproduced them all.
	Barbara said, "After Brown-Blue-whatever, Jason began to slow
down.  I guess he started to lose interest in thinking up new colors,
and he seemed very happy to come to the table when I served dinner."
	The printer is now disconnected at the side of Jason's desk.
Jason says that he may try to beat it again one day, but for now is
more interested in getting ready for his barbeque this weekend.